A vote for TheHondaBro/SaveTheIntegras

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 05/09/2016 at 09:18 • Filed to: None

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Is a vote for low-displacement pocket rockets, such as the Integra Type-R and the MR2 AW11/SW20/ZZW30.

A vote for TheHondaBro/SaveTheIntegras is a vote for lap times. Specifically, short lap times.

A vote for TheHondaBro/SaveTheIntegras... IS A VOTE AGAINST THE CELICA.

Under a TheHondaBro presidency, all Zoidgasms will be taxed at 15%.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 09:26

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Remember a vote for these two is still a vote for an automatic Honda Accord.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/09/2016 at 09:26

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But it’s a vote for V8 RWD goodness.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 09:27

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YOU HAVE NO V8

YOU HAVE NO RWD

YOU HAVE NO MR2s

YOU HAVE ONLY LIES

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/09/2016 at 09:30

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YOU DRIVE A WHEZING BOAT WITH WHEELS

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/09/2016 at 09:35

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hey hey hey...I have a manual

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 09:37

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van man and the stig have committed voter fraud

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 09:37

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no that would be the pickup

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/09/2016 at 09:38

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I KNEW IT.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/09/2016 at 09:38

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Your Celica wheezes a bit less.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 09:39

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it’s actually fuel injected

Ash78, voting early and often > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 09:42

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You will have to give up that SC400 quicker than Obama ditched his Chrysler 300C. Just saying.

MLGCarGuy > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 09:44

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wut about the rc f

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/09/2016 at 09:45

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That’s true.

Scary__goongala! > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 09:46

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Do you have space in your cabinet for Scary_the new Lord of Destruction?

TheHondaBro > Scary__goongala! 05/09/2016 at 09:47

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Yes.

TheHondaBro > MLGCarGuy 05/09/2016 at 09:47

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We will allow it.

TheHondaBro > Ash78, voting early and often 05/09/2016 at 09:47

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but nah

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 09:50

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same for rolland

Scary__goongala! > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 09:51

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Excellent. Just let me know which of your enemies need to be vanquished and or obliterated.

Mercedes Streeter > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 10:00

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Much like the real life candidates, I’m ending my campaign run and want in on your cabinet! Is Sec of Defense or DOT open?

TheHondaBro > Mercedes Streeter 05/09/2016 at 10:03

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You can be my Secretary of Defense.

Mercedes Streeter > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 10:12

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Yay! How many wars may I start?

TheHondaBro > Mercedes Streeter 05/09/2016 at 10:14

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Literally all the wars.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/09/2016 at 10:28

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You have no proof.

Your boy, BJR > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 10:32

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Woah woah woah....save the integras already promised that to me in case you win and I don't.

Future next gen S2000 owner > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 10:47

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One day, you shall experience a displacement value greater than 1 liter. One day you will experience torque and all its’ glory. One day, you will see that every car is made better with a LS or 5.0 swap.

#displacementislife

TheHondaBro > Future next gen S2000 owner 05/09/2016 at 10:47

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But I have 3.0 liters.

Future next gen S2000 owner > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 10:48

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Life begins north of 4.0 liters.

TheHondaBro > Future next gen S2000 owner 05/09/2016 at 10:49

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But nah.

Shift24 > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 11:08

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As a lobbyist for Honda Accords everywhere and occasionally 8th gen Si s , what type of kick back would I get if, lets say i voted/convinced others to vote for the obvious choice?

TheHondaBro > Shift24 05/09/2016 at 11:10

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You will become our Secretary of VTEC.

TheHondaBro > Your boy, BJR 05/09/2016 at 11:10

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You can head the DOT.

Your boy, BJR > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 11:12

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I don't wanna. I want secretary of defense. My talents would be wasted in DOT.

Shift24 > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 11:32

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Your wish is my command

TheHondaBro > Scary__goongala! 05/09/2016 at 12:12

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For Canada. Do it.

*pushes red button*

His Stigness > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/09/2016 at 14:25

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I’m Supreme Leader Stig, I operate in the shadows, you have no idea what strings I pull.

You'll have to wait till 3 to find out who I put my "support" behind.